Competitive Leaving — A very long goodbye

YOU'VE HAD A LOVELY EVENING

Now get
the hell out.

Find your keys. Retrieve your phone. Convince the dog to surrender your coat. Avoid everyone.

YOUR NAME ON THE GUEST LIST

ARROWS / WASD TO MOVE · E TO PICK UP
ON A PHONE? TAP THE FLOOR TO WALK.

SUCCESSFULLY ANTISOCIAL

Same party. Same obstacles. Beat this time.

Move: arrow keys / WASD, or tap the floor.
Collect: E or the Pick up button, near an item.
Coat: get a biscuit from the kitchen, then visit the dog.
Dodge: Space gives you a one-second polite smile. Seven-second cooldown.
Small talk: choose an exit line. Some cost more time. Saying goodbye attracts another guest.
Collect all three belongings, then walk into the green exit.

The clock keeps running during conversations, help, and background tabs. Rankings are saved on this device.