Your checkpoint is safe. Take your time.
Please
remain
seated.
Your holiday starts today.
Your boss says you cannot leave your workstation.
Fortunately, it has wheels.
Work can wait.
Your chair, your progress, and the clock are paused.
You are the workstation.
Roll with ← → / A D. Hop with Space / W. Hold ↓ / S to brake and tuck in your tie. Press E near objects to interact. Push wheeled objects by rolling into them.
Watch what moves, what follows you, and where the weight goes. After a mishap, read the incident card and select Try again when you are ready. Your clock stays paused until then. A fresh checkpoint is marked by a little green lamp.
Touch controls appear below. Esc pauses. R resets the checkpoint. Progress and best times are saved on this browser.
Skip to the incident.
Each department has its own bad idea: doughnut bowling, upside-down promotions, dissolving sugar, musical drawers, transforming parcels, magnetic servers, broken laws of physics, and a pigeon taxi. Start with Reception or choose a department to practise.
Out of office.
Still in chair.
Nine departments later, you finally make the helicopter. Your replacement has emailed to ask where you keep the umbrella.